Super Vindictive Bros.
FADE IN:
INT. MARIO BROS.
HOUSE – DAY
MARIO and LUIGI are
sitting at the dinner table, eating their breakfast. Mario is quietly eating some waffles, but
Luigi is only drinking coffee. Luigi
looks bitter about something.
MARIO: Hey Luigi, what’s the matter? Aren’t you going to eat?
LUIGI: I will, after I read my paper.
MARIO: Why don’t you go get it then?
LUIGI: Because it isn’t here yet.
MARIO: Oh no, the paper boy’s late again?
LUIGI takes another
sip of his coffee, being eerily quite as he does
LUIGI: ...Yep.
MARIO: Luigi, are you okay? I know this has been like the twelfth time
this month that he’s done that…
LUIGI: No, I’m fine.
Perfect, actually. And tomorrow
morning, that little twit of a paper boy’s gonna know how perfectly fine I am.
MARIO: Luigi, what are you planning?
LUIGI: Don’t Worry about it, Mario, You just enjoy
you’re waffles.
Luigi chuckles to
himself in a mischevious way.
Mario looks at Luigi
with concern as his brother laughs like a comic villain, but he cannot resist
the lure of the waffles and resumes eating.
EXT. Mario Bros. House – Morning
A young toad
PAPERBOY comes running up the street towards the Mario Bros. House. He is upset and frantic, since he is once
again late on paper delivery.
PAPERBOY: Oh man, I can’t believe this. I am so fired.
The Paperboy reaches
the house, only to see that LUIGI is standing by the front door, waiting for
him.
PAPERBOY: Oh, Mister Luigi, hi there.
Luigi only stares at
the PAPERBOY, not making any emotion.
PAPERBOY: Oh boy.
I’m sorry I’m late again. Here’s
your paper.
He offers a paper to
Luigi.
PAPERBOY: I promise, it will never happen again.
Luigi looks at the
paper, and then looks at the PAPERBOY.
LUIGI: You’re right, this isn’t going to happen
again.
LUIGI pulls out his
mallet.
PAPERBOY: Oh no.
LUIGI swings at the
PAPERBOY, but he dodges the hammer and runs away.
LUIGI: Oh no you don’t!
Luigi chases after
the Paperboy. The Paperboy manages to
barely outrun Luigi, running away from the Mario Bros. House with Luigi chasing
him.
The Paperboy
continues to run from Luigi, leading him from location to location. The Paperboy continues to scream as they pass
through each location.
They run through
Toad Town/
Then through a
grassland/
A desert area/
A beach/
A frozen tundra/
The inside of a
Volcano/
And finally they
return to Toadtown.
Upon reaching the
center of Toadtown, the Paperboy trips on a GOOMBA and falls. Luigi proceeds to stand over him to deliver a
killing blow with his hammer.
PAPERBOY: P-please!
LUIGI: Let’s-a-go!
Upside your head!
LUIGI swings his
hammer at the PAPERBOY.
MARIO: Luigi, stop!
Luigi stops his
swing, his hammer just inches from the Paperboy’s head. He turns to look at Mario, recognizing his
voice.
LUIGI: Bro?
What are you a-doing here?
Mario, now in Fire
Mario outfit, has his hand facing out at Luigi, prepared to shoot a fireball at
him.
MARIO: You’ve gone too far Luigi. Let him go.
LUIGI: You wouldn’t dare.
MARIO: Don’t make me do this, Luigi.
Luigi looks at Mario
and then looks at the Paperboy. He stares at the Paperboy for a second
more. He begins to look angry.
LUIGI: (Bringing his hammer up) Worth it.
LUIGI swings his
hammer at the Paperboy.
MARIO: Luigi!
Mario quickly fires
a rapid succession of fireballs at Luigi, hitting him with everyone.
Luigi screams in an
interrupted pattern as he is struck with the fireballs.
Mario ceases fire. Luigi, now charred and smoking, stands
motionless for a moment, drops his hammer, and then falls to the ground.
Mario walks over to
his unconscious brother. He is sorrowful
as he checks to see if Luigi is alive.
Mario turns and
looks at the Paperboy, who is now standing.
PAPERBOY: Mamma-mia.
THE END.
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