On the Radio
Dear Radio Stations,
I just wanted to write you and thank you for the quality of music and entertainment offered by you and your affiliates. Really, I mean it.
Yes, thank you for all hours of pleasurable music, spread in between days of commercials. Sure, I may only hear one song every twenty minutes, but hey, I know you have to make your money somehow. Maybe you could just make your money another way beside airing ten-minute ads for boner pills, back to back. Actually, no, I'm sure you know best. Sorry for bringing it up.
I also want to extend my gratitude for airing only the best music. You play the most popular, chart-topping singles, over and over again. I just feel so lucky when I'm in my car and hear a song when leave to go to the bank, and hear it again when I return to my car, ten minutes later. If there's one thing I can count on, it's that you will always strive to inundate me with the latest trends in music.
And finally, I want to thank you, O magnificent radio stations, for selecting only the finest people to serve as DJs. You can't even imagine the feeling I get when I turn on my radio, expecting to hear music, but instead hear a probably-high, self-absorbed Art major telling me about all the things I never cared about but apparently should. Things like how their mornings went, how they can't wait for the weekend, and how the local sports teams are doing. I would be completely lost if they weren't filling me in, instead of playing the music I thought I was tuning in to hear.
So once again, thank you, radio stations everywhere. You've always been there for me, showing that there is always a career I can pursue after I've hit rock-bottom.
I just wanted to write you and thank you for the quality of music and entertainment offered by you and your affiliates. Really, I mean it.
Yes, thank you for all hours of pleasurable music, spread in between days of commercials. Sure, I may only hear one song every twenty minutes, but hey, I know you have to make your money somehow. Maybe you could just make your money another way beside airing ten-minute ads for boner pills, back to back. Actually, no, I'm sure you know best. Sorry for bringing it up.
I also want to extend my gratitude for airing only the best music. You play the most popular, chart-topping singles, over and over again. I just feel so lucky when I'm in my car and hear a song when leave to go to the bank, and hear it again when I return to my car, ten minutes later. If there's one thing I can count on, it's that you will always strive to inundate me with the latest trends in music.
And finally, I want to thank you, O magnificent radio stations, for selecting only the finest people to serve as DJs. You can't even imagine the feeling I get when I turn on my radio, expecting to hear music, but instead hear a probably-high, self-absorbed Art major telling me about all the things I never cared about but apparently should. Things like how their mornings went, how they can't wait for the weekend, and how the local sports teams are doing. I would be completely lost if they weren't filling me in, instead of playing the music I thought I was tuning in to hear.
So once again, thank you, radio stations everywhere. You've always been there for me, showing that there is always a career I can pursue after I've hit rock-bottom.
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